To kick this thread off ................. a fatwah prohibiting building snowmen:
http://www.jpost.com/landedpages/printarticle.aspx?id=387479
Mine is better than yours!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3061101/Muslim-cleric-issues-fatwa-wives-agree-sex-husbands-riding-camel.html